Takes and trash talk from
both ALL sides of the NHL's most obscure PATHETIC* rivalry
* Thanks, Kevin Lowe!
Sean Avery is coming back to the division, signing a 4-year, $16 million dollar deal with the Dallas Stars. (Can a team have too many 3rd liners? I guess we'll find out.) Ladies of Dallas: prepare to get jerked off to.
Full disclosure: Avery said the exact same thing to me once.