Ladies and Gentleman, Sean Avery!
Sean Avery is coming back to the division, signing a 4-year, $16 million dollar deal with the Dallas Stars. (Can a team have too many 3rd liners? I guess we'll find out.) Ladies of Dallas: prepare to get jerked off to.
Full disclosure: Avery said the exact same thing to me once.
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That guy is all class, fersure. I wonder how long this experiment will last? Anyone interested in an over/under on how long it'll take until Avery makes a pass at Willa Ford? I call February.
The paranoid chicken littles over at David Pollack's blog are pissed that the Sharks didn't sign him, btw. At least they're consistent....
Reading this post and then scrolling down, it looks sort of like Jeff Finger is pulling an Avery on the ice at some unseen woman.
Awesome, Dubcek.
Gross. On so many levels.
Steve Ott and Sean Avery.
Come on down to Dallas, Pacific division. We'll show you a good time.
Well, statements like that makes me think that the lad(y) doth protest too much.
Ha! Suckers!
Just kill me.
My condolences to all the Stars fans out there.
I've gotta say, Sleek is like an honourary member of the Oilogosphere - his team takes out Calgary and then goes down to the Oil in 2006 - but this RudyKelly fellow ain't half bad either. Good stuff.
I've gotta say, Sleek is like an honourary member of the Oilogosphere.
Aw, I'm blushing now. I've probably noted it a dozen times on this blog, but there's no finer blog-institution in hockey than what the Oilers guys bring on a steady basis.
Here's my latest PuckToon, btw. Enjoy!
oh, and these 3rd-liners kinda kicked you guys' butt this year, huh?
Yeah, when's that "Pretty close" parade happening? :P
This disappoints me to no end.
Once again, Lou Lamariello and company have frustrated my dream of seeing Miroslav Satan play for the New Jersey Devils. I want this to happen because I cannot fathom an awesomer jersey to own than a Devils sweater with "Satan" emblazoned on the back.
Maybe in such a case Miro can even petition the head honchos in New York to let him wear No. 666.
And yes, I realize I'm now going to hell. Or, if you prefer, New Jersey.
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