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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Dear God...

...Dan Cloutier has been called up. (Scroll down to the section about the Kings.) Everyone get out their Dan Cloutier Diaster Kit and make sure it includes the following items:

Stress Doll
Blindfold
Soothing CD; Enya is recommended
Ear Plugs (so you can't hear the laughter of other teams)
Bottle of the Alcohol of Your Choice

If you have any small children in the house, it's best to send them to a family member's house far away from a television that receives Kings' games. This is it, folks, this is the big one.

13 comments:

Megalodon said...

Ha! Cloutier - He'll fix everything!

RudyKelly said...

Yeah, that whole "winning games" thing we've been doing lately- Cloutier will sure fix that.

Earl Sleek said...

Hey, with the Leafs playing Raycroft still, I think it's the fair move. This race for the bottom of the standings is getting mighty interesting -- it might even come down to the last game of the season.

Lombardi's not afraid to use his trump card, that's for sure.

KMS2 said...

the end of the world is upon us.

so, who is expected to go first in the Draft?

RudyKelly said...

Steve Stamkos, a center. Unless the Kings get the first pick, then it'll probably be some Western Canadian kid I've never heard of or James T. O'Brien.

Earl Sleek said...

I've heard that Lombardi has his heart set on drafting Dan Cloutier, Jr.

KMS2 said...

Earl...you suck.

The Ducks get Selanne back and the Kings get Cloutier back. This is so fucking unfair.

PJ Swenson said...

Cough***. Stamkos. Cough***.

doctorgonzzzo said...

Not to sound like I'm happy about this revoltin' development, but its not like J.S. Aubin was the worlds best back up. While not as cringe-worthy as good ol' Dan (nobody knows how to deflate a team in the first 3 minutes of the game like Cloutier) Aubin still made me cringe, and laugh out loud, at his rebound control and playing his angles. Hopefully this will mean the British Office can start up again now that he's dabbled in the NHL. I hope the plan is for Cloutier to only get in to a game every 5-6 like Aubin. Then again, who really cares, we ain't making the playoffs. Plus its fun listing to Jimmy try not to get pissed when a bad goal is let in.

Ian said...

The Kings are going to draft Jon Stamos? He does know how to "rock the jams" I suppose, what with his leather jacket and electrical guitar. Good move, or great move?

Chris in Torrance said...

Well, they finally did make a move to get me to stop picking on Modry, but this wasn't quite what I had in mind...ugh!

Earl Sleek said...

Chris, hold onto that thought when Modry signs that inevitable five-year extension.

Chris in Torrance said...

Thanks Earl, kick me when I'm down