Kings Gameday: On Line Changes
That's the same look I have on my face when I watch the Kings.
This mania has been exacerbated by the injuries to Kyle Calder and Raitis Ivanans; both guys were pretty much set in their lines (Calder on the 3rd, Ivanans on the 4th), but their loss has given Crawford free reign to throw everyone around. Also contributing to the problem has been Crawford’s phobia of Nagy. Nagy is getting 10:03 minutes of even strength ice time per game, below Matt Moulson, Michal Handzus, Derek Armstrong, Brian Willsie. This seems weird to me, because it doesn’t seem like Nagy has been playing poorly at all.
Still, through all this, I haven’t said too much. I figure, Marc Crawford is an NHL head coach and I’m sure he has a reason for everything he does that is probably above my hockey knowledge. It seems weird to me, but nothing more.
Then he split up our top line in the last game.
No offense to you, Marc, but how fucking stupid do you have to be? That’s retarded. That's dumb. If this was the Old Testament, Yahweh would cover your house in locusts for such stupidity. Thor would strike you down for such an offense against the gods. Vishnu himself would do something Hindu-y in retaliation. Your excuse was bullshit, too:
Oh, really? I thought the whole point of "Alexander Frolov & Incompetents" was that Frolov would provide secondary scoring by himself while our top line was studly as fuck; now that Frolov is doing what he’s supposed to, your response is to change it so Kopitar is on his own? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever read, and I’ve read my writing. Do you not understand that you're left with the same situation that you had before, but with Frolov and Kopitar now switched? Seriously, what the hell?
You don't even want to know what that goat is going to do.
You know who the Kings need as a coach? They need a more even-keel guy, maybe someone who puts video into his pre-game rituals. You know, a guy who wears golf shirts, and who knows how to get teams into the playoffs, and who’s about to be fired for no other reason than he’s been with the same team for a while and there needs to be change. You know anyone like that?
Prediction: Kings win, 3-2. Goals by the dynamic Kopitar-Cloutier-Santa line, which will be broken up by the middle of the 2nd.
9 comments:
You had better not be talking about Tippett, buster.
I believe he has his beady little eyes focused on Ron Wilson, and he can just back the hell off.
Quick! Rudy! You get on the third line! Earl, you get out there with Cheechew and Chen on line 1! Now, PJ, you're on line 2. Wait - Rudy! You get on line 2 with Earl and - no, wait wait wait - EVERYONE ON THE SAME LINE! That will confuse the hell out of everybody! Muahahaha!
I believe he has his beady little eyes focused on Ron Wilson, and he can just back the hell off.
Whew!
In that case, hilarious post as usual, Rudy. Love your stuff!
Yep, Ron Wilson. I get a kick out of listening to Meg talk about how Ron needs to be fired for the good of the Sharks and then see the look on his face when I mention that the Kings should hire him.
My plan is for Ron Wilson to stay frozen in a secret laboratory somewhere until we need him again.
The showing video before games threw me off, because apparently, that's what got Juicy going the other night.
I'm hoping Tip keeps doing that.
Hey, at least Stuart got 2 assists tonight.
remember a few weeks ago when we had scoring from two lines? Our regular number one line plus nagy, frolov, and O'sullivan on the second? Remember how well that worked? Thats normally when I switch up the lines too.
That picture makes me sad. For good reason.
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