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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The joke that Ducks messageboard moderators don't want you to read

I was lurking on Ducks messageboards last week, trying to get a handle on retirement rumors, when some user started a new thread with a Kings-Ducks joke. I copied it to e-mail it to one of my friends, but when I went back to link to it, moderators had already pulled the thread. I don't know who to credit this joke to, but it's BoC-themed enough; maybe this helps set the stage for London later this month.

One foggy night a Kings fan was heading south and a Ducks fan was driving north. While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Kings fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive". Likewise, the Ducks fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too, feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Duck fan walks over to the Kings fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Kings fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Kings fan then pops open the trunk of his car and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jameson's Irish whiskey and a 6-pack of Guinness. He says to the Ducks fan, "I think this is another sign that we should toast to our newfound friendship."

The Ducks fan agrees and grabs the bottle of Jamesons. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Ducks fan hands the bottle back to the Kings fan and says, "Your turn".

The Kings fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle and the Guinness over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."


RudyKelly said...

It's true, ducks can't handle their liquor. Oh, and judges get all uppity if you feed liquor to a duck.

Anonymous said...

your right we can't, but at least we can win a stanley cup ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

The joke is still there - under "Off Topic" (#16 in the "lo-fi" view). The mods are pretty vigilant about moving stuff out of the main forum if it isn't relevant.

Earl Sleek said...

Ah, so it has. In that case, props to thread-starter Vishno.

And rest assured, this will not be the last time BoC suffers from inadequate research and/or jumps to unnecessary conclusions.

PB said...


Yeah, I'm sharing that one with all of my friends - I might change it around from the Ducks/Kings angle, but that was great!

Anonymous said...

LOL... Ducks fans hold their liquor a lot better than the non-stanley cup bare rafters of the Kings fans. Always geeting arrested and thrown out of the pond for being idiots. A kings fan is a loser with nothing better to do than make himself feel better than they could ever feel, due to their management haven't been able to bring a cup home just once, in 40 plus years....
Keep the jokes going because that's all you can claim jokes and being the butt end joke of the west coast. Get ready to go golfing agian this year, because Englands the furthers the king's will go this year.