Jack(Johnson)pot!
According to Mirtle, the Kings are very close to signing uber-prospect Jack Johnson to a major-league deal that scared the Hurricanes so.
Our very own PJ Swenson tried to draw a little air out of the 'ol Jacko balloon in the linked thread, but Kings fan can feel free ignore all that "bad penalty" talk right now, not to mention the even scarier Sandis Ozolinsh comparisons. (Yikes)
This is a time for much rejoicing. Remember, Jack, old people can still go to college but only young people can win a Calder and bang an Elisha Cuthbert-sque puck bunny. I mean, seriously, all due to respect to the University of Michigan...but Hollywood crushes Ann Arbor on the babe scale. Not that either place wants anything to do with this author, but that's really a moot point.
Anyway, I was actually working on a little profile for him earlier this month, so I figure that I'll slap some of it in here for people who might want a bit more info on JJ.
The Trade
It was no secret that the Carolina Hurricanes were having major problems luring the third pick in the 2005 NHL Draft out of Ann Arbor. But that being said, it still was pretty shocking to read the following deal:
Jack Johnson to the Kings for Tim Gleason and Eric Belanger (Let's just forget all about Tverdovsky). Yes, there were rumors about the 'Canes moving Johnson, but to the Kings? It was a fantastic surprise for fans such as myself.
"The first time we put Jack on the ice was when he was 4, and he stood up and just started skating," said Tina Johnson, his mother. "He didn't fall, he didn't wobble. He just skated to the other end of the rink." - Los Angeles Times
A Few Profiles/Quick hits
Johnson receives an "8.5 B" score from HockeysFuture.com
Another source on his signing with the Kings
Jack Johnson fears failure, admires Alex Kovalev and devours lamb chops.
Finally, fairly comprehensive stats of his career so far.
...Excited? Just a touch. Even though it isn't a surprise, it's still a relief.
1 comment:
It's kind of like when you suddenly start dating a really hot chick: you go on a couple of dates but you keep expecting her to ditch you, but somehow you don't screw it up, then you get a little more serious, and then she lets you have sex with her. I mean, you knew it was a very real possibility, but you never thought you'd get that lucky.
Oh, it's not like that at all? Nevermind then.
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