Takes and trash talk from both ALL sides of the NHL's most obscure PATHETIC* rivalry

* Thanks, Kevin Lowe!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

BoC Gameday—Sharks at Ducks

In response to this game-hype image, Sherry said…

Are those the most vicious pictures of ducks you could find? Poor things look like they're about to become supper.
Ah, yes. The old game of mascot vs. mascot. Well, in tonight's game, this 'shark vs. duck' figures to be a rather one-sided debate, it appears. A shark, the predatory terror of the open waters, vs. a duck, nature's bipedal version of Instant Noodles?

So what defense does a poor little duck have against a bloodthirsty shark?

Cough cough, go Ducks!!

Prediction: At some point, it will be Anaheim 2, San Jose 2. Beyond that, I should be pretty smashed.

p.s. Let me know in the comments if anyone else is going to the game. Maybe I’ll let you buy me a beer.


Mike Chen said...

Usually I'd say something like "Mr. Pronger, meet Mr. Marleau and Mr. Michalek" but Marleau and Michalek will be too fast for Pronger to say hello. Let the smack talking begin, this is gonna be fun.

As I understand it, Cheechoo is out tonight and will be out until after Thanksgiving.

Watch, it's going to be a shitty 1-0 trap-fest.

Anonymous said...

You forgot that Ducks fly together. That trumps all.

SoCal Shark said...

Sharks have feeding frenzies which would trump the Ducks flying together!

Anyway, I will be there but in the nose bleed seats.

MetroGnome said...

Could you encourage Parros to beat up Bell for me? I took that stupid idiot in my hockey pool and he's absolutely buried me with his crap play.

Earl Sleek said...

I'm all for Parros fighting, but we got to figure out a way he can get in a fight without actually playing a shift on the ice. He's that bad.

Carlyle seems to be wising up to that notion, though. He sat Moustache on the bench for the last 33 minutes of the Phoenix game (his first game without a minus!) after two stupid penalties.

I've been pleading with Parros the last three games "Please don't be useless!" though he has yet to respond with any useful play.

Limey said...

I can't believe Burke gave up a 2nd rounder for him. Yikes.

Earl Sleek said...

Burkie apparently would give a 2nd rounder for a good back rub.

VeryProudofYa said...

Well, apparently Parros read your comments.

And took it out on Parker.

Temujin said...

By now you are exceedingly hammered, but congrats! What a great game to attend :-)

Listened to it on the radio and man, the Sharks had nothing!

Zanstorm said...

The Ducks kept on charging to the net like Glenn Anderson did. Did I miss some scouting report on the Oilers' defence?

Mike Chen said...

God I hate Chris Pronger. Why couldn't he be on the Sharks?

Earl Sleek said...

I used to hate pronger, too.

A shame he can't be on every team.