According to the last post's comments, screw the analysis. Show us some cartoons!
Well, this is all I got for now. Meet your Northwest Division:
Uh, as for analysis, these teams all look reasonably good, I guess. I bet _______ wins the Northwest, and ________ and ________ should be playoff-bound.
Anyone want to fill in the blanks for me?
[Edit: Here is a cartoon I made back when the Oil were up three games to none against the then-Mighty Ducks. There's your wallpaper, Alana :) it even involves cooking.]