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Sunday, August 13, 2006

A note from the Russian Mafia

Our friend Earl Sleek has allowed us this forum (as fellow Vishnevski fans) to help settle a grievance.

One of our key promising assets, Evgeni Malkin, has mysteriously disappeared from his team's training camp in Finland.

This only a week after signing a one-year deal to play for our dear Metallurg Magnitogorsk team!

Here is a photograph of the defector with what we believe to be four of his accomplices.

We do not have much information on these four suspects, but the big guy on the right kept grumbling about "How did I get to Finland, sucka?!"

Should you spot any of these men, or have any helpful information, please leave a note for us in the comments.

Peace out,

The Russian Mafia

3 comments:

Alana said...

Malkin has really, really long arms.

Doogie2K said...

Shit, man, I wish I'd seen this sooner. I saw some dork in a helmet on the C-Train today, and I thought he was just retarded. Should've known the guy with all the bling wasn't actually a wannabe rapper...

Zanstorm said...

Wow, I think Malkin needs a little more sun!