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Friday, February 29, 2008

That's the Dan We All Know And Love

LA Kings (eff) @ Colorado Avalanche (33-26-6, 8th in West)

5:00 PST, FSN West

This is both your hilarious and heartbreaking picture of the day:

I bet Dan has sex with his grandmother.

I don't think this whole Dan Cloutier thing is going to work.  This isn't The Rookie.   Can we please just take him out back and put him out of his misery?  Meanwhile, let's go Ersberg!

Note:  There will be no gameday post tomorrow.  Why?  Go to hell, I don' have to answer to you.  I'll tell you what, you guys can be me for a day!  Simply follow these easy instructions:

1) Pick a random Kings player that has never done anything to anyone
2) Imply that he has had sex with his grandmother
3) Remember that he makes more money in 1 year than you ever will
4) Cry softly into your pillow

And you're done!

Prediction: Kings lose, 3-0.  Ivanans beats up that poser Scott Ian Parker.  


Anonymous said...

If we have the misfortune of seeing Cloutier play today, seeing a fight between Parker and Ivanans will be the only thing to look forward to in this game. At least we'll have a chance to win the fight. When LaBarbera comes back, I would like to see them keep Ersberg and send Cloutier back to Manchester. What do you think the chances of that are?!

VeryProudofYa said...

"I'm not one to call for a boarding, but I'm officially calling for a boarding. Congratulations, Ryan Smyth: in a league with Sean Avery, Corey Perry, and Derek Armstrong, you are now my least favorite player in the NHL. Die."

Is it too late to switch my new year's resolution to never getting on Rudy's bad side?