Sean Avery wants more attention. First he calls George Laraque a monkey, then he waves his hand in front of Mary Brodeur's face, and now he lacerates his spleen.
I wonder how many people will visit him in the hospital. My guess? 2. Maybe Jeremy Roenick will go visit him; he'll have plenty of free time in a few days.
Did you call Brodeur "Mary" by design or mistake? Maybe that's what Avery kept yapping at Marty while he was doing his best windshield wiper impression.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was wondering that, too. I was going to fix it, but what the hell? Mary works.
ReplyDeleteUmm, I meant to do that.
ReplyDeletecuthbert's probably too busy riding dion's golfcart....
ReplyDeleteif you know what i'm a-sayin'....
Nah, Phaneuf is her man now. He has a bigger stick.
ReplyDeleteOh damn, walkinvisible beat me to it.
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ReplyDeletei like to think that dion is dating elisha simply to achieve only one degree of separation between him and avery's...i will just leave it at that.
ReplyDeleteDevil wears Prada meets Sean Avery.
ReplyDeleteHe needs some work, he doesn't have the killer rack that Anne Hathaway has. I don't think he would look very good in red heels either.
I thought Jagr was the one who wanted a Vogue internship? Funny thought either way...
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