Are those the most vicious pictures of ducks you could find? Poor things look like they're about to become supper.Ah, yes. The old game of mascot vs. mascot. Well, in tonight's game, this 'shark vs. duck' figures to be a rather one-sided debate, it appears. A shark, the predatory terror of the open waters, vs. a duck, nature's bipedal version of Instant Noodles?
So what defense does a poor little duck have against a bloodthirsty shark?
Cough cough, go Ducks!!
Prediction: At some point, it will be Anaheim 2, San Jose 2. Beyond that, I should be pretty smashed.
p.s. Let me know in the comments if anyone else is going to the game. Maybe I’ll let you buy me a beer.
Usually I'd say something like "Mr. Pronger, meet Mr. Marleau and Mr. Michalek" but Marleau and Michalek will be too fast for Pronger to say hello. Let the smack talking begin, this is gonna be fun.
ReplyDeleteAs I understand it, Cheechoo is out tonight and will be out until after Thanksgiving.
Watch, it's going to be a shitty 1-0 trap-fest.
You forgot that Ducks fly together. That trumps all.
ReplyDeleteSharks have feeding frenzies which would trump the Ducks flying together!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I will be there but in the nose bleed seats.
I'm all for Parros fighting, but we got to figure out a way he can get in a fight without actually playing a shift on the ice. He's that bad.
ReplyDeleteCarlyle seems to be wising up to that notion, though. He sat Moustache on the bench for the last 33 minutes of the Phoenix game (his first game without a minus!) after two stupid penalties.
I've been pleading with Parros the last three games "Please don't be useless!" though he has yet to respond with any useful play.
I can't believe Burke gave up a 2nd rounder for him. Yikes.
ReplyDeleteBurkie apparently would give a 2nd rounder for a good back rub.
ReplyDeleteWell, apparently Parros read your comments.
ReplyDeleteAnd took it out on Parker.
By now you are exceedingly hammered, but congrats! What a great game to attend :-)
ReplyDeleteListened to it on the radio and man, the Sharks had nothing!
The Ducks kept on charging to the net like Glenn Anderson did. Did I miss some scouting report on the Oilers' defence?
ReplyDeleteGod I hate Chris Pronger. Why couldn't he be on the Sharks?
ReplyDeleteI used to hate pronger, too.
ReplyDeleteA shame he can't be on every team.