Thursday, October 23, 2008

You say Setoguchi, I say Yamaguchi

Well, I don't know where Brian Burke keeps finding money to spend ("Hey, Samueli's going to jail! Let's blow all of his cash!"), but apparently the Ducks have signed Mr. Yamaguchi to a one-year, $870.5k contract. If you're looking for a cheap, not-very-productive fantasy defenseman, you may have to search under his lesser-known surname, Hedican.

But hey, he's only a dozen games shy of his 1,000th regular season game. We may as well have some reason to celebrate this year (Positivity!).

Go Ducks.

6 comments:

  1. On the bright side, Hedican is typically wicked fast in the NHL games. Once a roster update comes, you'll have Niedermayer and Hedican to frustrate your friends with end-to-end rushes.

    In real life? Ehhhh...

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  2. Heh, yeah, though a roster update at this point means buh bye to Schneider and O'Donnell.

    Mostly, I just want to confuse everybody at BoC by insisting on giving Hedican the nickname "Gooch" also.

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  3. Aren't we still trying to get rid of extra defensemen?

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  4. I never said it was a sensible move. But hey, whatever. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, for now.

    Plus maybe as a throw-in Kristi Yamaguchi could center our power play (can't get much worse).

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  5. Anonymous11:34 PM

    Mr. Yamaguchi will sign for way cheaper in NHL 09, in my dynasty mode he signed for $0.575M!

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  6. On the bright side, Hedican is typically wicked fast in the NHL games. Once a roster update comes, you'll have Niedermayer and Hedican to frustrate your friends with end-to-end rushes.

    In real life? Ehhhh...


    I thought the bright side was that Kristi Yamaguchi is going to be at games.. heck, if the Kings signed Hedican, I could care less if they went 0-82-0.

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