tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27850362.post430082924428491259..comments2024-01-06T07:18:43.593-08:00Comments on The Battle of California: Kings Gameday: Manic DepressiveJames Mirtlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11221488913251638181noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27850362.post-87920513775393651012007-11-17T15:41:00.000-08:002007-11-17T15:41:00.000-08:00(Scene: Kings locker room. Mike Cammalleri sits a...(Scene: Kings locker room. Mike Cammalleri sits at his locker with a computer on his lap)<BR/><BR/>Cammy: Hey guys, check this out! That one loser blog guy wrote that we're going to kick the Coyotes ass tonight, even with Ilya in net!<BR/><BR/>Armstrong: Eff that guy, he said I suck! That's bullshit! (*Falls)<BR/><BR/>Labarbera: You know what we should do? Let's give Ilya a shut out, that'll show that prick.<BR/><BR/>Crawford: Hey, great idea! Kopy, I'm going to pull you off and on with the linemates you've been playing with all year. Blake, Lubo, get consecutive penalties to allow a goal, and then we won't get a shot in the first 10 minutes of the 3rd! Sound good?<BR/><BR/>Kings (in unison): Hell yeah! Fuck Rudy Kelly!<BR/><BR/>3 hours later...<BR/><BR/>Rudy: I hate hockey.RudyKellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05935847996131016457noreply@blogger.com